Comedy Noise LP [The Better Version]

by SoulBroNo3

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jarf Sick nasty bars and hype ass beats all jammed into one show stopping LP. SoBro and Hoobastankonia deserve more love so ya'll should show some by picking up the album and maybe backing them fools on Patreon.
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d-t-m These beats are as nice as isis
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In this Comedy Hip-hop concept album, you'll follow the path of Jimmy Strickland and Winston Wraps. Two boys looking to sign a deal at the famed label Atlanta Records. See what comes their way as they embark on the journey of a recording artist under Russell Pritchard.

Through story beats and bars, hear what unfolds!

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released December 24, 2016

Produced by Hoobastankonia

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Track Name: Craigslist Intro
My idea listed, I'm idealistic
A supercalifragilistic punk but materilistic
Get those deals feel I'm retro Real
Like the player I'm a player said my mom over happy meals
Kissed 3 chicks so I can you are under me
Third of them remember me, did it on December 3
I rushed that hour with an actor you can call us Tucker-Lee
you'll cleverly see, this wannabe is gonna be
Banging with DJs we say are beastly
Bids from every record label like my shit was eBay
Going dumber with her number get the Hummer keys, bae
Got a drummer with a plummer cause this shit is big mane
Entertainers entertain the idea
Of making others better which I think I'm near
Singers and producers you can find me right here
But if kids tryna front I'll direct 'em to my rear

Yeah, why'ont you say that in my ear
Got you lookin like a leer, baby
...Serve that noise close
This the comedy we boast and you'll see me say the most
Why'ont you say that in my ear
Got you lookin like a leer baby
...Serve that noise nice
Gon' crush you like some ice till you buy this boy twice

Phatter than the kid with 2 Lunchable platters
And I'm badder than a Saturday school teaching matter
Matter fact you matter facters is acting
I'm the captain of you saplin's so dont pretend it aint hap'nin
See, you see me on the big screen
Seein off your split screen know that I am this mean
Pristine this me clean like your listerine
Come and you're finding that I'm grinding you like mince meat
..I take it anyday
Grime on my time? I will take you any way
.. Tell me what he say
I'm a Pacman bar machine I don't get played
Play me like a Amy or a Raimi eatin' caserol
Play with me you get played call all that collateral
..I'm chasing adderall with adderall
Still sleepin' on me chase that adderall with alcohol

Say that in ya ear
The label make the call and you buy me at the mall
Say that in ya ear
I'm gettin' all for one what the hell a one for all?
Say that in ya ear
You can say I ball, say again without a stall
Say that in ya ear

If I'm number one I covered rapping like Christmas
And a second place rapper only cover Hershey Kisses
Silver medal to the pedal I'm that Alexander Etel
Spilling quintilli Millions silly 'till the dealy ends
..I'm a villian sweeping up my street slow
If I find a nickel better know I'm gonna keep those
20 for a sweet load, dollar to the depo
Ballers blowin' money but I'm still accepting free throws
..Wanna take a picture lemm e repose
Appreciate in value, bet on it like Pete Rose
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, I eat those
Peep those, Amiibos, they're neato, and she go
Oh...Those are pretty neat, bro
... Ayo I ain't a NEET though
Employed by the boys on my block buying rhymes
and I got the Education to be Training my mind

I'mma say that in her ear
Have her lookin like a leer, baby
...Serve that noise close
This the comedy we boast and she'll see me say the most
And she'll see me say the most
And she'll see me say the most
Track Name: G-Funcoland
Watch me go around for the fame that I'll cop
They sayin' slow down but the game don't stop
And my aim won't drop, for your pain I'll pop a pill
Machavill' shocked a lil' so guys said he rockin' ill
Guess I'll do it too so when they ask who're you
I'll pull out a textbook and turn to page 2
They'll receive to read and proceed to believe
I superseded Mister Deeds and succeeded the deed
Minus the cash and minus the ass
Down at that Funcoland stand is where I'd pass time
Bad sign, I'm working here for the last time
Blast my past crime and here is the last rhyme
Got mine from the grind day to day
Say I may get paid sippin' grape Gatorade
Controller return, said the left trigger's lame
Only trigger I tame's gon' blast you in the brain

You play Pac Men? Well I tote a Mac10
Street Fighting? got a Glock 19
These games so lame so I push cocaine
Moxi for oxy I'm sniffin' both lanes
They hardly card me at the Mario Party
Artie thought he could go up and tell 'em
Tekken 7 suck my 1911
Sent your boys Kevin, Devin, Melvin, right into heaven


My dealer rang on the Funcoland phone time
Slow it down bro and go hit me on my own line
Kilo I'll co-sign, E though I won't try
Smarts so mine but I still flow dope rhymes
Cope with Motrin...
Migraines from fly range in 5 lanes my white Range and I say
I'm flying through peace and war
For 9.99 watch me shine in these memoirs
All y'all lames can't contain my obsceneness
Lilo and Stitch UMD but I'm seamless
Ask who's on and I'll annoy with meaness
A young Neutron I'm the boy boy genius
Yeah ..I'm the boy boy genius
Light a spliff lookin in your Sliph Scope
Show Pokamoe hos that a lot of 'em ball
So if Bobby caught a body then I gotta catch 'em all like

You play Pac Men? Well I tote a Mac10
Street Fighting? got a Glock 19
These games so lame so I push cocaine
Moxi for oxy I'm sniffin' both lanes
They hardly card me at the Mario Party
Artie thought he could go up and tell 'em
Tekken 7 suck my 1911
Sent your boys Kevin, Devin, Melvin, right into heaven

Crackin up? Well I'll crack down
My accolades of sackin' A's I Billy Bean a matinee
But Friday at 8 none these Sapps gonna tackle me
Like Mayor Ford I'mma crack and Rob the store
Now pack a lot of swords cause we cuttin' through the backdoor
My boy Robbie grabbed a copy of Tak 4
Put that shit down this our profit so pack more
Stuff like DJ Hero with Macklemore
This street drama got me actin' more
Keen on the streets phonies kickin' like some feet
Snag Need for Speed 3 before the police see
Couldn't beat heat screaming code 33
Take off in my green Jeep other cars beep beep
Road steep, wheel screech, for my freedom please weep
In the snow knee deep cause my car be cheap
Mister warden said pleased to meet ya
Now the kids say I'm cooler than a Lunchable pizza

You play Pac Men? Well I tote a Mac10
Street Fighting? got a Glock 19
These games so lame so I push cocaine
Moxi for oxy I'm sniffin' both lanes
They hardly card me at the Mario Party
Artie thought he could go up and tell 'em
Tekken 7 suck my 1911
Sent your boys Kevin, Devin, Melvin, right into heaven

Got a bounty mounting on my head, Arm & Hammer fixin' bread
Um Jammer Lammy went and ran me from the jam instead
Let it load and see me go all these kids will feel me flow
Meet a ho on Miitomo, head I get is sweet 'n low
All the head sweet n low, from the ho on Miitomo
do yourself a favor meet a ho on Miitomo
Track Name: Ford Escort
On the warm up
My crew'll swarm cause
There's a lot of fake boys
Them fake boys make noise
I can't be stopped
I shant be dropped
Like reheated breakfast that feel on the floor
You'll be crying for me when I pull up in the Ford 95 Escort

Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular
My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas
Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar
That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas

Ya see the issues, I ain't got switches
These rap robots co-op just to know top
..Know the truth which is
I'm a burger boy cause I'm In 'n Out of bitches
Also hos, they make Drake numb
Call them hos hos but you know I ain't pay one
All them hos hos cause Drake never date one
Eatin' ho-hos hostess gon make sums
..They won cause they brought fun
Megatron don with the balls I drop none
Not one, Screams Weary no Cotton
Hype on my site at the end type dot com
Sex life soccer never use my hands
Yes maam we some clever dudes with plans
Desert me desert time gonna have my mind
Mirage a massage with Solange and Minaj

Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular
My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas
Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar
That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas

Whores you can't afford that's a Ford model escort
Mill wanna kill this the real Star Wars
C3PO see how deep we go
Go way back to 8-Tracks and before I payed tax
Just a kid sittin' in my room
before I had my views I would sit so confused
Now my wit's overused but it gets over you
No Grammys, dude? Get used to the view
My strikes like 3 so I'll gear down to 2
They sayin' look at you with that sun damaged blue
with my unhandled Tools Time to fix you one cool
Tim Allen grunt as I punt you through the loop
Toucan Sam but I am not a fruit
shoo man damn fore I dunk you in my soup
Yeah you brave enough to handle Mama McNabb
But is your Courage riding low to be returning my slab

Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular
My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas
Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar
That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas

And then Chrysler made that one car lookin like a Bentley
I resent the they said he

Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular
My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas
Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar
That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas

Brought lines to the suicide hotline
Ain't take my life I'mma take what mine
Tell the girl who told that she owe me in the Shoney's
With my homies and the phonies that I did not appreciate
The way she alleviate any situation my label impatient
Now I gotta face it these rappers complacent
Meek a geek every week, show in Memphis pretty bleak
Is Khaled like Islamic or one of them Sihks?
I'll ask him on his birthday, then he'll be a sure thing
Grab the purp, we scaling in Inglewood
Stars like Ringo could, and I change colors
Tight in the front of my mother like Rango would
Never tote a gun but I wrote to a nun
Told her you ain't gonna run when I'm beaming like the sun
Through your stained glass, hun
As a proud atheist; your father be done

Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular
My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas
Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar
That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas
Track Name: Finally Ficial
They could say, I wanted this in the worst way
Leaving wreckage but I'll clean it firstly
Cut a bitch get her first aid
I'm Magic Johnson's first aid
Game thristy waiting on my first day
Keeping free of her say, dodging a cursed babe
A scary bitch late starting Adams families
Daughter later this week you should name her Thursday
Now we hear curses in our nursery rhymes
Old MacDonald with that EIEI-Oh
Nut now Biggie knows money clothes 'n hos
Old Rick Ross got me thinking U.O.E.N.O.
Iced tea me bro 30 packs of Sweet 'n Low
Sorry would've came to your party but I am skeetin' low
Together shake the wack off my ego sayin no
Meet and make beats? Nah I'm beating meat alone

Now they ask me where to go
Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home

Leggo my Eggo? You can Migos my ego
Say Versace 3 times and your shoes getting repo'd
They told me "you can do it, I can help!"
And you can go to hell you got that shit from Home Depot
Saying that you're down while you're standing on the bridge
Starving for your art but you're sifting through the fridge
Slam doors on Kenmores I Viva'd that Bam more
Ricocheted that Santorum, caused recs with camcords
On top soon, bottom's where I lost you
Sitting thinking blue well I guess you should've thought moves
Maybach payback the fuck it cost you?
Droppin' hot grooves and we pop 'em in twos
Just see me eat, took a chance I'm being me
Took a shot I'm 3 for 3, play my role like D and D
Gaming get me E and B, shame they wanted me to leave
The name won't be the same when entertaining all yall sweet 'n free

Now they ask me where to go
Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home

Takin' looks back at that Winston Wraps so when they ask
I'll say it never lasted I went and blasted on the bastard
MF Doom blasting, shoelace dragging
Book at lunch alone having in my own zone laughing
I'll be the captain when it happens all this fame shit
Underground backpackin' its all the same shit
Melodicless boom bap rap from lame lips
Thinking that it's deep cause they didn't mention flame whips

Now they ask me where to go
Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home

Divorce me on the court and I'm Kobe in the 4th,
And I'm Jordan in the 4th and I'm Brady in the 4th
And you're putting in a fourth and you're bringing in a fourth
You a 4th tryna one up me pouring out a fifth?
Shit, that ain't how fractions work bitch
And you better know those names if you're planning on a wish
One man is on a mission turnin' on ignition
Ask me how I know and I will show you I'm omniscient
Bret Hart of the charts as I record
Spill Lorde on billboard, dropped Korn for spot 4
Uzi to move 3, 5th Maroon for number 2
Timbos and toy guns I'm that Numbuh 1
A cancer kid next door using DC
For representing DC never wore DCs
Never read a DC, I'll stand DC
To let you know I'll break your neck like you payed a DC

Now they ask me where to go
Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home
Track Name: Burger King Big Kid Song
Dinner rolls, I'm under those
Lettuce pickles onions on a bun to go
Runnin' up in 'em for them cinamon rolls
Burgers for Breakfast that's my nexus
To another nether realm hotter than Texas
But the broiler accepts both sexes
That impresses liberal presses
I am the essence of car floor messes
C'mon catch up
These pics are to die for all bets up
A fan of pixar ya'll catch Up?
Now I need a napkin for raw ketchup
And that's whats up, my Chicken Fry count
Lickin' my mouth as I try another ounce
And I'm buying other rounds sayin sayonara loud
Kids with meal deals remember my crown real

Pick a number from 1 to 12
Pick all 12 if you ain't some elf
She diet with fervor then I urge her
To get 3 burgers meat ain't murder
I assured her
Pull up in the drive thru what money can buy you
They never deny you they'll never defy you
You love it and I you got kids meals for Caillou
Ain't lie to you
Best leave it to Beaver cause he runnin' the steamer
Now whether that's even or if you even believe it
I'll politely ask for you to take it or leave it
So we funding things
For the onion rings what London bring?
A couple buck teeth all judging things
But your Benny Hill got me wondering
Track Name: Cross The Pond
I don't even know where to go with this payload
Gettin' mad chips like a tub full of queso
Callin' on my ace low, rubbing on my ankle
Sore from door to door sales of this bass load
In the club like get me a Bud Light
Watching my figure how you figure ridiculous
Rigorous impedance I shock with benevolence
You infants ever since these lyrical revenants
That's DiCap take a decaf
Or leave that we rap for making that beat last
Leap fast on my leap pads come and beat that
Runnin' and gunnin' till we summon the free cash
Flex pectorals
She walk through the portal wet like coral
Nice party dress all written with floral
Come and fuck your morals report with oral

I'll repent your Entenmann's chewin' sentiments

Get your boy a chore boy do it now
Movin' the screens that's a party foul
We go loud show out banging to bow wow
Talkin' the little one call the middle son
Malcolm Muniez we'll always miss him
Little boy want a toy get him a system
Copping the better one and black's Elite
that's Malcolm Xbox360
Proclaim you pack heat you takin' a backseat
Bang-a-rang a thing and I'm slinging the vaccine
Trouble maker prevention
My main intervention remember to mention
You're in descenion
I'm untouchable like that OJ's pension
Cheese cuts with ease like limited edition
Easy Macaroni Ruroni Kenshin

He pack the Easy Mac

Coming and running in my Adidas
Denial with style now that's a DDOS
Disheveled a rebel and that's an EOS
Them tryna beat us about to be us
Kill the bitch you talked up, say down
Call you a square cause your bitch all round
Critique the beats and you better pray now
Rock with 808s cause I double ain't found
Deal cocaine to a 6 or 13
Year old who we told this shit the gold
Stitching that Lilo we running the product
Stitching our ski clothes we frontin' for Prada
..I'm the armada
Fuck them other kids, no Bambata
Spillin' on syrup till dons feelin' wrong
Surfers smoke that's why they Bill-A-Bong
Track Name: Miyazaki Melody
Show me where nowhere
Show me where nowhere
But show me where nowhere
Show me
Cause I wanna go where there ever been a nowhere
Cause that place'll be somewhere to me
That place'll be somwhere to me
Call us collect
I'm correct
Set to erect
I'm set
I'm set

Probably coming off basic
In life you earn heart, fill up and race it
Yeah beauty's on the inside but get me that face lift
Along with lasik, here's how I'll base it
I went from runnin' Asics to riding an A6
Zero to 60 let it go when the bass hit
A gyro is sticky when ya see you misplaced it
My heroes won't miss me in the second my face hit
Special thanks to the banks
Brace for impact on the signing of contracts
20's 50's 100's for a ton of that raw track
Play me like hot wheels and see I'm still on track
Got the wrong track, speakers ain't me?
Spittin' weaker than she? She gon' speak it with me?
Said "You'll always hit homers when you read past shit."
She go 5th base? Cause that's a deep ass chick

Wanna go where there ever been a nowhere
Cause that place'll be somewhere to me
You can call us collect but I'mma call us correct
These nuts in my set and now I'm set to erect
Libery delivered like I'm Tiger Direct
Cost you an arm and a leg

This that up to your knees shit
Leave it without thinking a wee bit
The girl I see'd said never fake it with ease
And because she Japanese she ain't talkin' that weave shit
Believe it never fabricate feelings
Go and predicate dealins to erradicate villains
Now I'm reppin' like Tillman on my ultimate mission
To encapsulate 'cillin you could say I been pillin'
Cap what? cap bust? that ain't what's up
In my world full of magic that don't cut, Cuz
Even in Eden you'll catch corrupt buds
Mouth different from their meaning that's a bad dub
Never act up, always play it down
'less you got an opportunity that's payin' down
Ain't forget her lesson but I still need my pay now
Oh you straight? Guess I'll work my way around

Wanna go where there ever been a nowhere
Cause that place'll be somewhere to me
You can call us collect but I'mma call us correct
These nuts in my set and now I'm set to erect
Libery delivered like I'm Tiger Direct
Cost you an arm and a leg

I have not forgotten what she told me that day
Should go and look her up, what was her name?
I know she went and Kobe'd 24 from 8
Back in '08, back when they wore Bape
Back in the day when she was workin' a wage
So underpaid couldn't afford her own name
They repo'd that shit right from under her brain
Now she can't even aim unless she aiming with rain, shame
Bang with the angle shavin' off shingles
Hoping for a hole in that bath house wangle
An angel but an entangled and strangled
Thicker than a kankle and sicker than the mangled
Watch her wrangle in Wal-Mart jeans
All to a higher power justifying their means
And I'm trying to lean back prying the keys
Pop a lucky lock and they're flying with ease

My mind still right
Outside I might go and adventure for flight
Met a girl on a broom who won't grind at night
No time cause she on her grind all night
A broad's a broad unless that broad abroad
For study or money now for that honey applaud
Makes paper by the acre that's a creamy rich ranch
Crossing over plans when you see me switch hands
Deliver me some orders tip a quarter then escort her
To some business with some hoarders get her stacks
When she ask and I pass right by the old Borders
Time is flowing like some water never short on your recorder
My morals out of order but in time I'll surely sort 'em
Never retort 'em takin' notes till Autumn
On how I caught 'em then I taught 'em to reserve their dishonors
This sauna autonomous from any problems, you brought 'em
You brought 'em
Track Name: Rugrats In Paris
Tommy Pickles with an RPG
And I'm tryna see what he's vyin to be
I'll recline my seat lemme rhyme to beat
About these babies fillin in the middle east
Said he thinks "Jihad" when he see a Fiat
Crew is like 'we hot', Chucky on for eons
The colonel they follow is Sanders no Deon
When you see squiggle banners know we on
Ya seen ISIS? They recruit online
Phil and Lil even Dill lemme call 9
1 1 1 I'm 2 ton son
Eatin' Burger King heard a thing Lil is up in Vera Wang
To her brother when you're Muslim you can marry everything
Kill your mom buy and bomb and get terroring
Point Brooklyn on a map, Tommy hits it
He'll never be in Flushing cause you know that all his shit big

Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest
Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it
Never should've tried it
Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias
Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest
Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it
Never should've tried it
Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias

The il twins got gats and pipe bombs, spot that
Hope they get brought back from evil we all lack
Chuckie with the Ruger and the Uzi in Aruba
Wettin' Gouda factory employees like a loofa
Dill gon' kill if you sill' on his deal
With the will of the real and a pill for ya ill
Lil crack ya necks if your bread is some Hallah
Give Jews the news they should worship that Allah
Kabbalah couldn't tell ya that the level they revel
Dishevels every single level of a medical edible
Settle for the medal or the senator's seminal speech
blasted with ease and cease to the incredible
Regime, Tommy know what I mean
He spiked Spike's dog food to get on the team
Blasting Marine feet with IEDs
Cause he backin Bin Laden since '93

Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest
Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it
Never should've tried it
Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias
Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest
Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it
Never should've tried it
Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias
Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest
Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it
Never should've tried it
Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias
Track Name: Apology
Phone blown up and I woke up feelin loco what they wrote up
I'm in it for bigots they thrown up, turn on me like spigots hold up
They load up with a cold cut that subway done grown up
That gold moldy corrupt they rubbin' their reuben like so what
That's slander look up in the dictionairy
'fore you look down on me like scary, don't gore me just tour me
A clean cut boring but I'm a prime cookin' don
And I burned as many omelettes as I burned the Quran
One sec you're on, next bet you're wrong
Daring terrorism have you slaying a song
But slip up the wrong day and you prey of Islam
So you pray on Ramadan or that Osama drop bombs
Sorry that's racist, I takes it back
Reclaiming my days of past, figuring out new ways to act
That phase'll pass of glazing ass say sass amazing brash
Apologys'll rash, but day to day to today I'll last

Sayin' that I'm hard to reach ya mighty ideologies
All this fame I'm garnering call it some ecology
You don't go as hard as me I'm harder than your arteries
Appreciate the artistry and be with this apology
Be with this apology
Plead with this apology
See to this apology
Please take this apology

I'm hearin what they say almost nearing on that mayday
Feel crazy never pray they caught it on tape like Ray J
Ironic Oxymoronic I been beamed with a shade ray
Quick trip from my mothership and they ripped my shit like Beyblade
No spinners no winners we gotten by on cold dinners
Told on us so much that you could say they told in us
Snitches never hurt us if they do I'll see my surplus
We get you then I'll bet you that we'll catch you feelin worthless
That's the consequence don't forget 'em
Best remember it or with a 9 I'll September it
Cook you with my chrome 11 cause I will November it
Call it that's a wrap take a 12 gauge and December it
Careless, I take trips to Everest
Told 'em I won't carry on till they point me to the Evian
I'm packin this sack of diss fallin on it reckless
Wild like a child is unwrappin' Wacky Packages

Sayin' that I'm hard to reach ya mighty ideologies
All this fame I'm garnering call it some ecology
You don't go as hard as me I'm harder than your arteries
Appreciate the artistry and be with this apology
Be with this apology
Plead with this apology
See to this apology
Please take this apology

Ya ever go down with a clever old sound
But that banger get you hangin' with the wrong rope round
They leaving my lungs clipped by believing this fun shit
I'm reelin' with my team and they demeaning with that fuck shit
I'm luckless on that ruckus take your busses back
I knew you was new dude when say you used to trustin' that
They will say their Plan A but I just won't recall
And you won't need a plan B cause I don't fuck with y'all
Go and get your plan C vitimans you ancy
On all the shit you can't see my Halo hold the Banshee
Your uncle and your auntie lookin' at me fancy
Mary Kate and Ashley Millenium'd my back seat
Get a vaccine if you're acting on the sick scene
That I'm macking a slip trip small clip to go rip of the rapping
And the crowd deliver the clapping, push the press entrapping
I'm Santa Claus when you look up and see me lapping

Call it some ecology, you don't go as hard me
I'm harder than your arteries, appreciate the artistry
Be with this apology
Be with this apology
Track Name: The Better Version
Yep, you don't want no problems
Double negatives I got 'em claim amazing aim and shot 'em
I was dead but just instead I flipped the bed because I want em
If your boy made the top then why he lookin' like a bottom?
Allot him some more time so he could tell I taught him
Professing all the pressures that'll come from my maraudin'
Y'all frontin' bars with your problems we resolve 'em
Get you behind my bars you can call me Hilly Rodham
Next Autumn, I'll take a new mission
Transcend the simple livin' on your color television
But mention 5th dimensions and they'll think you sleep on benches
Otherworldly shit, mother hurled me shit
They saying I'm some racket, but I am on my rap shit
Callin me some wack shit cause I ain't gonna cap shit
Eye'n all my tactics, read on what it cost him
I'm breathing nasty but you can still see me flossin'

Hit me with that new shit
You the one who used it, better version who's it?

Never good at stallin'
Livin' life all in, soft shit appaulin'
Call you out you call in, call me out I'm ballin'
Got it all in store for you and you like a mall and
You ain't one for brawlin'
Select your directive I'm a reckless detective

They wanted a return, I gave what they never earned
No concern
They rocked me like Roxio hope it didn't burn
Say I'm
So-so but they don't know, am I so-so if I toast yo?
In a cold show I'm a roast pro, unwrappin' stacks like Rolo
Go roll with accomplices, photo my accomplishments
4 deep, they for me, all these Gs be confident
I'm droppin' it, watch me drop 3
Who said they could stop me, conman? I'm concrete
No ops please, demons see me box these
Steamin' in demeaning tournaments until they plot's free
Implore ya, store your swords or ya
Catchin' De La Hoya tell the girl who caught my aura
Honey we go in with spirit near it made to order
Money friends and enemies I count 'em in that order like, like

Hit me with that new shit
You the one who used it, better version who's it?

Never good at stallin'
Livin' life all in, soft shit appaulin'
Call you out you call in, call me out I'm ballin'
Got it all in store for you and you like a mall and
You ain't one for brawlin'
I'm a reckless detective

I been off on trips stoppin' apocalypse
Narcoleptic slips into permanent grips
These pricks better ease up, kill with no reason
Swipin' these up like you swipin' a Visa
Hacking bank accounts and they typin' my cheese up
Get him with a Mac and he wipin' the cheese up
Aleve ya divas, something Velveeta
Ice you on the floor like you adore some Rita's
Never leave her but I ain't gonna write back
Cause I'm runnin' right back from gettin' all my rights back
She right and I like that, right like I swipe that
'side that I'mma be fly cause I light pack
No baggage, you could say I sold mine
Workin' till my soul mine, but this spirit so mine
Backed by my O-Line, yards this that whole 9
Wack like you '09, yellow like you own shrines
lie like you know lines

Hit me with that new shit
You the one who used it, better version who's it?

Wear green like I'm bamboo
Know that I can't lose, miss and I slam dudes
Did I mention that I can't lose?
Know I can, call me Cancun

I'm the better version
I'm the better version
Track Name: End Roll
"I pledge allegiance to the game
Of the United Bars of America
And to the labels on which it stands
One community, under Biggie
With Gucci and Neumanns for all"

Got a contract, and it's in tact?
Record man your highness this peanuts like Linus
Y'all mean with protein, but I see you all fat
My bars pourin' that good sap, you could say I'm on tap
Make contact with the wrong stat, you on fleek? I'm on flak
I'm BBQ on your EDU, Now what the fuck you want me to do?
Them dudes they been reading you, it was easy too pleasing to do
TV view it'll re-review all the shit you should need to do

Saw me in a muzzle and I'll color you puzzled
Call me millennial I'm on my Yu-Gi-Oh shit
You ain't do me no shit, bro why you be so shit?
Chalk me Rudy Tabootie he doing beautiful shit
That's all time this alright you all might
Appreciate whether we be great, V8 I abbreviate
See me on my DBA, negotiate your CBA
Own the game and we EA, where I'm from then see VA

Where I came from? ain't none of that is a matter to you
Not any hoods where they splattered a dude, not that I would go and brag it to you
Glass is my lens and I'm crackin' the view, backin' my Benz and I'll back in to you
No racket don't crack it like Krakens all back when the Vatican abra kadabra'n at em
Up and at 'em, the label's on the table
The label own the table and the cable playin' fables
Which enable Clark Gable every April pluggin' Babel
To the table from the label chained your ankle and ya thankful
You, don't want no issues with them
Don't want no issues
Suits ain't workers, they delegating dimes
They couldn't be no workers cause they tryna play you all the time
I'm known as the one that got scammed, in hell I should rot and
All them scams are the man I am, gettin' green like a Sam I Am
You 'cannot' I'm 'damn I can', slam my hands and I cram my plans
You lookin' like hooker dykes bookin' their look-a-like took a life for some trife and you still lovin' life?

Break you down like a TO, catch hands like TO
Captain no EO, pray like you Tebow
See yo with Mio flavor bad like BO
We know no egos except when we emote
I'm cookin' books, I suggest you put your tongs back
Callin' me a rook? Well go ahead and call your pawns back
I could tell you where I came from but I feel this'd be the wrong track
Call that I'm a mall rat from a mall in which they all packed

Partake in a parfait, partfait? I don't want theys
Picky eaters ain't leaking liters on the geeky meter we reap the reapers
I'm ether fire and I'll eat the liar who represent me with weak attire
Your threats don't work so they ain't hired, ya roll 4 deep? I don't see a tire
See them flyers? That's me admired
Snapple my ad, Apple the Jack, cinnamon here I come packin' the act
My demise were connections and ties, ain't reprised any exes or lies
excercise to avoid extra size, excorcise all of my devils inside

Never took my no-doze then please take no photos
You don't even want those and eBay won't rope those
Greatest hits in boatloads, burn 'em if your cold though
Don't know where coats go since I got racked by logos

Ending is pending, VMAs I'm vending
Name off the game and that DBA was renting
I'm venting, repenting at the fans who ain't bought a damn thing
It's denting to the bank accounts I'm sending

Never took my no-doze then please take no photos
You don't even want those and eBay won't rope those
Greatest hits in boatloads, burn 'em if your cold though
Don't know where coats go since I got racked by logos
Track Name: Only Good Pokemon Freestyle [Prod by Vanilla]
Gonna try something that you munchkins ain't seen
Cloud rappers don't know a verse of Juicy
Talkin' 'bout teens drawing guns on loose-leaf
Writing raps with a Logitech, oopsie
Game's out in Brooklyn 98? No biggie
It's no big deal, but BIG? Let's see
March '97, when I Red it I felt Blue
Betted on Gold too, Silver had Pichu
My shit's new too, fighting ancients, you Mew
Say you ain't a prick but I sequels, Mew Two
Read S. Barbo in first grade, you too?
Handbooking stats like this shit was sudoku
Hoot Hoot, to Noctowl your knocked out
Punch Chan kick Lee, whichever you please
I'll hit 'em on top with my Hitmontop
Pikachu's a dead mouse I made the bass drop
And I stop

Just don't hate while I take my brake
Something about a Raticate

To be honest I fucked with the cards more than the game
After the third game all this shit seemed the same
Dropped bundled stacks on that Jungle pack
$4.98 with VA's state tax
Pidgey fly high that's that attic attack
Money in the bank what you think Anne Frank?
She tryna get cream ain't taking Miltank
Walked out of town he said I nearly got shanked
Preaching from a tree like you're Professor Oak
And I will pressure your vote, for a Sliph in the Scope
Ghastly with them hibbie jibbies tease ya like ya easy
Lil Wayne from Hot Boyz evolved into Weezy
Double dose on Gyrados find me a Heracross
Wanna be a better host? Clear out these other hos
Loiters in your gym got him singing hymns
Shout Amazing Grace, thunderwave in your face
And ya aced

Just don't hate while I take my brake
Something about a Primeape.

Runnin' Route 1 and I can't let go, Ekans'll wreck and I'll Wrap that ho
Go from here to Arapahoe, Rocket see ops and uh uh oh
Blue cop better back off, new drop get my sack off
Who got that new slop to drop that Marowak off
Victreebel will eat ya like ya meeting Big Lurch
Get me in the Church for a Trader I will Search
I'm more Uncommon than diamond right under the Earth
Rarer than a star or a steak you'd buy from herds