Comedy Noise LP [The Better Version]

by SoulBroNo3

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SAUZ
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SAUZ I don't recall how the original LP got on my PC, but I always enjoyed it. It's become a real important part of my music folder, so I looked up the album and this came up, and naturally, I bought it.
Thanks for the great times I've had with this album to everyone involved with making it!
Khumo M.
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Khumo M. The wave that ain't recorded in a cave. Clean sounds that'll be spread years round. Favorite track: Finally Ficial.
rorschachinstein
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rorschachinstein My wife left me, I lost my leg in the war, lost my house, and had cancer in my testicles. This Album changed all of that. Favorite track: The Better Version.
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My idea listed, I'm idealistic A supercalifragilistic punk but materilistic Get those deals feel I'm retro Real Like the player I'm a player said my mom over happy meals Kissed 3 chicks so I can you are under me Third of them remember me, did it on December 3 I rushed that hour with an actor you can call us Tucker-Lee you'll cleverly see, this wannabe is gonna be Banging with DJs we say are beastly Bids from every record label like my shit was eBay Going dumber with her number get the Hummer keys, bae Got a drummer with a plummer cause this shit is big mane Entertainers entertain the idea Of making others better which I think I'm near Singers and producers you can find me right here But if kids tryna front I'll direct 'em to my rear Yeah, why'ont you say that in my ear Got you lookin like a leer, baby ...Serve that noise close This the comedy we boast and you'll see me say the most Why'ont you say that in my ear Got you lookin like a leer baby ...Serve that noise nice Gon' crush you like some ice till you buy this boy twice Phatter than the kid with 2 Lunchable platters And I'm badder than a Saturday school teaching matter Matter fact you matter facters is acting I'm the captain of you saplin's so dont pretend it aint hap'nin See, you see me on the big screen Seein off your split screen know that I am this mean Pristine this me clean like your listerine Come and you're finding that I'm grinding you like mince meat ..I take it anyday Grime on my time? I will take you any way .. Tell me what he say I'm a Pacman bar machine I don't get played Play me like a Amy or a Raimi eatin' caserol Play with me you get played call all that collateral ..I'm chasing adderall with adderall Still sleepin' on me chase that adderall with alcohol Say that in ya ear The label make the call and you buy me at the mall Say that in ya ear I'm gettin' all for one what the hell a one for all? Say that in ya ear You can say I ball, say again without a stall Say that in ya ear If I'm number one I covered rapping like Christmas And a second place rapper only cover Hershey Kisses Silver medal to the pedal I'm that Alexander Etel Spilling quintilli Millions silly 'till the dealy ends ..I'm a villian sweeping up my street slow If I find a nickel better know I'm gonna keep those 20 for a sweet load, dollar to the depo Ballers blowin' money but I'm still accepting free throws ..Wanna take a picture lemm e repose Appreciate in value, bet on it like Pete Rose Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, I eat those Peep those, Amiibos, they're neato, and she go Oh...Those are pretty neat, bro ... Ayo I ain't a NEET though Employed by the boys on my block buying rhymes and I got the Education to be Training my mind I'mma say that in her ear Have her lookin like a leer, baby ...Serve that noise close This the comedy we boast and she'll see me say the most And she'll see me say the most And she'll see me say the most
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Watch me go around for the fame that I'll cop They sayin' slow down but the game don't stop And my aim won't drop, for your pain I'll pop a pill Machavill' shocked a lil' so guys said he rockin' ill Guess I'll do it too so when they ask who're you I'll pull out a textbook and turn to page 2 They'll receive to read and proceed to believe I superseded Mister Deeds and succeeded the deed Minus the cash and minus the ass Down at that Funcoland stand is where I'd pass time Bad sign, I'm working here for the last time Blast my past crime and here is the last rhyme Got mine from the grind day to day Say I may get paid sippin' grape Gatorade Controller return, said the left trigger's lame Only trigger I tame's gon' blast you in the brain You play Pac Men? Well I tote a Mac10 Street Fighting? got a Glock 19 These games so lame so I push cocaine Moxi for oxy I'm sniffin' both lanes They hardly card me at the Mario Party Artie thought he could go up and tell 'em Tekken 7 suck my 1911 Sent your boys Kevin, Devin, Melvin, right into heaven My dealer rang on the Funcoland phone time Slow it down bro and go hit me on my own line Kilo I'll co-sign, E though I won't try Smarts so mine but I still flow dope rhymes Cope with Motrin... Migraines from fly range in 5 lanes my white Range and I say I'm flying through peace and war For 9.99 watch me shine in these memoirs All y'all lames can't contain my obsceneness Lilo and Stitch UMD but I'm seamless Ask who's on and I'll annoy with meaness A young Neutron I'm the boy boy genius Yeah ..I'm the boy boy genius Light a spliff lookin in your Sliph Scope Show Pokamoe hos that a lot of 'em ball So if Bobby caught a body then I gotta catch 'em all like You play Pac Men? Well I tote a Mac10 Street Fighting? got a Glock 19 These games so lame so I push cocaine Moxi for oxy I'm sniffin' both lanes They hardly card me at the Mario Party Artie thought he could go up and tell 'em Tekken 7 suck my 1911 Sent your boys Kevin, Devin, Melvin, right into heaven Crackin up? Well I'll crack down My accolades of sackin' A's I Billy Bean a matinee But Friday at 8 none these Sapps gonna tackle me Like Mayor Ford I'mma crack and Rob the store Now pack a lot of swords cause we cuttin' through the backdoor My boy Robbie grabbed a copy of Tak 4 Put that shit down this our profit so pack more Stuff like DJ Hero with Macklemore This street drama got me actin' more Keen on the streets phonies kickin' like some feet Snag Need for Speed 3 before the police see Couldn't beat heat screaming code 33 Take off in my green Jeep other cars beep beep Road steep, wheel screech, for my freedom please weep In the snow knee deep cause my car be cheap Mister warden said pleased to meet ya Now the kids say I'm cooler than a Lunchable pizza You play Pac Men? Well I tote a Mac10 Street Fighting? got a Glock 19 These games so lame so I push cocaine Moxi for oxy I'm sniffin' both lanes They hardly card me at the Mario Party Artie thought he could go up and tell 'em Tekken 7 suck my 1911 Sent your boys Kevin, Devin, Melvin, right into heaven Got a bounty mounting on my head, Arm & Hammer fixin' bread Um Jammer Lammy went and ran me from the jam instead Let it load and see me go all these kids will feel me flow Meet a ho on Miitomo, head I get is sweet 'n low All the head sweet n low, from the ho on Miitomo do yourself a favor meet a ho on Miitomo
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On the warm up My crew'll swarm cause There's a lot of fake boys Them fake boys make noise I can't be stopped I shant be dropped Like reheated breakfast that feel on the floor You'll be crying for me when I pull up in the Ford 95 Escort Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas Ya see the issues, I ain't got switches These rap robots co-op just to know top ..Know the truth which is I'm a burger boy cause I'm In 'n Out of bitches Also hos, they make Drake numb Call them hos hos but you know I ain't pay one All them hos hos cause Drake never date one Eatin' ho-hos hostess gon make sums ..They won cause they brought fun Megatron don with the balls I drop none Not one, Screams Weary no Cotton Hype on my site at the end type dot com Sex life soccer never use my hands Yes maam we some clever dudes with plans Desert me desert time gonna have my mind Mirage a massage with Solange and Minaj Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas Whores you can't afford that's a Ford model escort Mill wanna kill this the real Star Wars C3PO see how deep we go Go way back to 8-Tracks and before I payed tax Just a kid sittin' in my room before I had my views I would sit so confused Now my wit's overused but it gets over you No Grammys, dude? Get used to the view My strikes like 3 so I'll gear down to 2 They sayin' look at you with that sun damaged blue with my unhandled Tools Time to fix you one cool Tim Allen grunt as I punt you through the loop Toucan Sam but I am not a fruit shoo man damn fore I dunk you in my soup Yeah you brave enough to handle Mama McNabb But is your Courage riding low to be returning my slab Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas And then Chrysler made that one car lookin like a Bentley I resent the they said he Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas Brought lines to the suicide hotline Ain't take my life I'mma take what mine Tell the girl who told that she owe me in the Shoney's With my homies and the phonies that I did not appreciate The way she alleviate any situation my label impatient Now I gotta face it these rappers complacent Meek a geek every week, show in Memphis pretty bleak Is Khaled like Islamic or one of them Sihks? I'll ask him on his birthday, then he'll be a sure thing Grab the purp, we scaling in Inglewood Stars like Ringo could, and I change colors Tight in the front of my mother like Rango would Never tote a gun but I wrote to a nun Told her you ain't gonna run when I'm beaming like the sun Through your stained glass, hun As a proud atheist; your father be done Fuck premium, fuck plus, fuck regular My Ford Escort take you farther than nebulas Madagascar, I drive a gas car, watching Nascar That Ford Escort took me farther than nebulas
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They could say, I wanted this in the worst way Leaving wreckage but I'll clean it firstly Cut a bitch get her first aid I'm Magic Johnson's first aid Game thristy waiting on my first day Keeping free of her say, dodging a cursed babe A scary bitch late starting Adams families Daughter later this week you should name her Thursday Now we hear curses in our nursery rhymes Old MacDonald with that EIEI-Oh Nut now Biggie knows money clothes 'n hos Old Rick Ross got me thinking U.O.E.N.O. Iced tea me bro 30 packs of Sweet 'n Low Sorry would've came to your party but I am skeetin' low Together shake the wack off my ego sayin no Meet and make beats? Nah I'm beating meat alone Now they ask me where to go Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home Leggo my Eggo? You can Migos my ego Say Versace 3 times and your shoes getting repo'd They told me "you can do it, I can help!" And you can go to hell you got that shit from Home Depot Saying that you're down while you're standing on the bridge Starving for your art but you're sifting through the fridge Slam doors on Kenmores I Viva'd that Bam more Ricocheted that Santorum, caused recs with camcords On top soon, bottom's where I lost you Sitting thinking blue well I guess you should've thought moves Maybach payback the fuck it cost you? Droppin' hot grooves and we pop 'em in twos Just see me eat, took a chance I'm being me Took a shot I'm 3 for 3, play my role like D and D Gaming get me E and B, shame they wanted me to leave The name won't be the same when entertaining all yall sweet 'n free Now they ask me where to go Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home Takin' looks back at that Winston Wraps so when they ask I'll say it never lasted I went and blasted on the bastard MF Doom blasting, shoelace dragging Book at lunch alone having in my own zone laughing I'll be the captain when it happens all this fame shit Underground backpackin' its all the same shit Melodicless boom bap rap from lame lips Thinking that it's deep cause they didn't mention flame whips Now they ask me where to go Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home Divorce me on the court and I'm Kobe in the 4th, And I'm Jordan in the 4th and I'm Brady in the 4th And you're putting in a fourth and you're bringing in a fourth You a 4th tryna one up me pouring out a fifth? Shit, that ain't how fractions work bitch And you better know those names if you're planning on a wish One man is on a mission turnin' on ignition Ask me how I know and I will show you I'm omniscient Bret Hart of the charts as I record Spill Lorde on billboard, dropped Korn for spot 4 Uzi to move 3, 5th Maroon for number 2 Timbos and toy guns I'm that Numbuh 1 A cancer kid next door using DC For representing DC never wore DCs Never read a DC, I'll stand DC To let you know I'll break your neck like you payed a DC Now they ask me where to go Cause I'm finally 'ficial in my home
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Dinner rolls, I'm under those Lettuce pickles onions on a bun to go Runnin' up in 'em for them cinamon rolls Burgers for Breakfast that's my nexus To another nether realm hotter than Texas But the broiler accepts both sexes That impresses liberal presses I am the essence of car floor messes C'mon catch up These pics are to die for all bets up A fan of pixar ya'll catch Up? Now I need a napkin for raw ketchup And that's whats up, my Chicken Fry count Lickin' my mouth as I try another ounce And I'm buying other rounds sayin sayonara loud Kids with meal deals remember my crown real Pick a number from 1 to 12 Pick all 12 if you ain't some elf She diet with fervor then I urge her To get 3 burgers meat ain't murder I assured her Pull up in the drive thru what money can buy you They never deny you they'll never defy you You love it and I you got kids meals for Caillou Ain't lie to you Best leave it to Beaver cause he runnin' the steamer Now whether that's even or if you even believe it I'll politely ask for you to take it or leave it So we funding things For the onion rings what London bring? A couple buck teeth all judging things But your Benny Hill got me wondering
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I don't even know where to go with this payload Gettin' mad chips like a tub full of queso Callin' on my ace low, rubbing on my ankle Sore from door to door sales of this bass load In the club like get me a Bud Light Watching my figure how you figure ridiculous Rigorous impedance I shock with benevolence You infants ever since these lyrical revenants That's DiCap take a decaf Or leave that we rap for making that beat last Leap fast on my leap pads come and beat that Runnin' and gunnin' till we summon the free cash Flex pectorals She walk through the portal wet like coral Nice party dress all written with floral Come and fuck your morals report with oral I'll repent your Entenmann's chewin' sentiments Get your boy a chore boy do it now Movin' the screens that's a party foul We go loud show out banging to bow wow Talkin' the little one call the middle son Malcolm Muniez we'll always miss him Little boy want a toy get him a system Copping the better one and black's Elite that's Malcolm Xbox360 Proclaim you pack heat you takin' a backseat Bang-a-rang a thing and I'm slinging the vaccine Trouble maker prevention My main intervention remember to mention You're in descenion I'm untouchable like that OJ's pension Cheese cuts with ease like limited edition Easy Macaroni Ruroni Kenshin He pack the Easy Mac Coming and running in my Adidas Denial with style now that's a DDOS Disheveled a rebel and that's an EOS Them tryna beat us about to be us Kill the bitch you talked up, say down Call you a square cause your bitch all round Critique the beats and you better pray now Rock with 808s cause I double ain't found Deal cocaine to a 6 or 13 Year old who we told this shit the gold Stitching that Lilo we running the product Stitching our ski clothes we frontin' for Prada ..I'm the armada Fuck them other kids, no Bambata Spillin' on syrup till dons feelin' wrong Surfers smoke that's why they Bill-A-Bong
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Show me where nowhere Show me where nowhere But show me where nowhere Show me Cause I wanna go where there ever been a nowhere Cause that place'll be somewhere to me That place'll be somwhere to me Call us collect I'm correct Set to erect I'm set I'm set Probably coming off basic In life you earn heart, fill up and race it Yeah beauty's on the inside but get me that face lift Along with lasik, here's how I'll base it I went from runnin' Asics to riding an A6 Zero to 60 let it go when the bass hit A gyro is sticky when ya see you misplaced it My heroes won't miss me in the second my face hit Special thanks to the banks Brace for impact on the signing of contracts 20's 50's 100's for a ton of that raw track Play me like hot wheels and see I'm still on track Got the wrong track, speakers ain't me? Spittin' weaker than she? She gon' speak it with me? Said "You'll always hit homers when you read past shit." She go 5th base? Cause that's a deep ass chick Wanna go where there ever been a nowhere Cause that place'll be somewhere to me You can call us collect but I'mma call us correct These nuts in my set and now I'm set to erect Libery delivered like I'm Tiger Direct Cost you an arm and a leg This that up to your knees shit Leave it without thinking a wee bit The girl I see'd said never fake it with ease And because she Japanese she ain't talkin' that weave shit Believe it never fabricate feelings Go and predicate dealins to erradicate villains Now I'm reppin' like Tillman on my ultimate mission To encapsulate 'cillin you could say I been pillin' Cap what? cap bust? that ain't what's up In my world full of magic that don't cut, Cuz Even in Eden you'll catch corrupt buds Mouth different from their meaning that's a bad dub Never act up, always play it down 'less you got an opportunity that's payin' down Ain't forget her lesson but I still need my pay now Oh you straight? Guess I'll work my way around Wanna go where there ever been a nowhere Cause that place'll be somewhere to me You can call us collect but I'mma call us correct These nuts in my set and now I'm set to erect Libery delivered like I'm Tiger Direct Cost you an arm and a leg I have not forgotten what she told me that day Should go and look her up, what was her name? I know she went and Kobe'd 24 from 8 Back in '08, back when they wore Bape Back in the day when she was workin' a wage So underpaid couldn't afford her own name They repo'd that shit right from under her brain Now she can't even aim unless she aiming with rain, shame Bang with the angle shavin' off shingles Hoping for a hole in that bath house wangle An angel but an entangled and strangled Thicker than a kankle and sicker than the mangled Watch her wrangle in Wal-Mart jeans All to a higher power justifying their means And I'm trying to lean back prying the keys Pop a lucky lock and they're flying with ease My mind still right Outside I might go and adventure for flight Met a girl on a broom who won't grind at night No time cause she on her grind all night A broad's a broad unless that broad abroad For study or money now for that honey applaud Makes paper by the acre that's a creamy rich ranch Crossing over plans when you see me switch hands Deliver me some orders tip a quarter then escort her To some business with some hoarders get her stacks When she ask and I pass right by the old Borders Time is flowing like some water never short on your recorder My morals out of order but in time I'll surely sort 'em Never retort 'em takin' notes till Autumn On how I caught 'em then I taught 'em to reserve their dishonors This sauna autonomous from any problems, you brought 'em You brought 'em
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Tommy Pickles with an RPG And I'm tryna see what he's vyin to be I'll recline my seat lemme rhyme to beat About these babies fillin in the middle east Said he thinks "Jihad" when he see a Fiat Crew is like 'we hot', Chucky on for eons The colonel they follow is Sanders no Deon When you see squiggle banners know we on Ya seen ISIS? They recruit online Phil and Lil even Dill lemme call 9 1 1 1 I'm 2 ton son Eatin' Burger King heard a thing Lil is up in Vera Wang To her brother when you're Muslim you can marry everything Kill your mom buy and bomb and get terroring Point Brooklyn on a map, Tommy hits it He'll never be in Flushing cause you know that all his shit big Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it Never should've tried it Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it Never should've tried it Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias The il twins got gats and pipe bombs, spot that Hope they get brought back from evil we all lack Chuckie with the Ruger and the Uzi in Aruba Wettin' Gouda factory employees like a loofa Dill gon' kill if you sill' on his deal With the will of the real and a pill for ya ill Lil crack ya necks if your bread is some Hallah Give Jews the news they should worship that Allah Kabbalah couldn't tell ya that the level they revel Dishevels every single level of a medical edible Settle for the medal or the senator's seminal speech blasted with ease and cease to the incredible Regime, Tommy know what I mean He spiked Spike's dog food to get on the team Blasting Marine feet with IEDs Cause he backin Bin Laden since '93 Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it Never should've tried it Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it Never should've tried it Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias Rugrats in ISIS, Tommy ain't the nicest Hope that he fights it, never should've tried it Never should've tried it Dose of white coke and you Len with a Bias
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Phone blown up and I woke up feelin loco what they wrote up I'm in it for bigots they thrown up, turn on me like spigots hold up They load up with a cold cut that subway done grown up That gold moldy corrupt they rubbin' their reuben like so what That's slander look up in the dictionairy 'fore you look down on me like scary, don't gore me just tour me A clean cut boring but I'm a prime cookin' don And I burned as many omelettes as I burned the Quran One sec you're on, next bet you're wrong Daring terrorism have you slaying a song But slip up the wrong day and you prey of Islam So you pray on Ramadan or that Osama drop bombs Sorry that's racist, I takes it back Reclaiming my days of past, figuring out new ways to act That phase'll pass of glazing ass say sass amazing brash Apologys'll rash, but day to day to today I'll last Sayin' that I'm hard to reach ya mighty ideologies All this fame I'm garnering call it some ecology You don't go as hard as me I'm harder than your arteries Appreciate the artistry and be with this apology Be with this apology Plead with this apology See to this apology Please take this apology I'm hearin what they say almost nearing on that mayday Feel crazy never pray they caught it on tape like Ray J Ironic Oxymoronic I been beamed with a shade ray Quick trip from my mothership and they ripped my shit like Beyblade No spinners no winners we gotten by on cold dinners Told on us so much that you could say they told in us Snitches never hurt us if they do I'll see my surplus We get you then I'll bet you that we'll catch you feelin worthless That's the consequence don't forget 'em Best remember it or with a 9 I'll September it Cook you with my chrome 11 cause I will November it Call it that's a wrap take a 12 gauge and December it Careless, I take trips to Everest Told 'em I won't carry on till they point me to the Evian I'm packin this sack of diss fallin on it reckless Wild like a child is unwrappin' Wacky Packages Sayin' that I'm hard to reach ya mighty ideologies All this fame I'm garnering call it some ecology You don't go as hard as me I'm harder than your arteries Appreciate the artistry and be with this apology Be with this apology Plead with this apology See to this apology Please take this apology Ya ever go down with a clever old sound But that banger get you hangin' with the wrong rope round They leaving my lungs clipped by believing this fun shit I'm reelin' with my team and they demeaning with that fuck shit I'm luckless on that ruckus take your busses back I knew you was new dude when say you used to trustin' that They will say their Plan A but I just won't recall And you won't need a plan B cause I don't fuck with y'all Go and get your plan C vitimans you ancy On all the shit you can't see my Halo hold the Banshee Your uncle and your auntie lookin' at me fancy Mary Kate and Ashley Millenium'd my back seat Get a vaccine if you're acting on the sick scene That I'm macking a slip trip small clip to go rip of the rapping And the crowd deliver the clapping, push the press entrapping I'm Santa Claus when you look up and see me lapping Call it some ecology, you don't go as hard me I'm harder than your arteries, appreciate the artistry Be with this apology Be with this apology
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Yep, you don't want no problems Double negatives I got 'em claim amazing aim and shot 'em I was dead but just instead I flipped the bed because I want em If your boy made the top then why he lookin' like a bottom? Allot him some more time so he could tell I taught him Professing all the pressures that'll come from my maraudin' Y'all frontin' bars with your problems we resolve 'em Get you behind my bars you can call me Hilly Rodham Next Autumn, I'll take a new mission Transcend the simple livin' on your color television But mention 5th dimensions and they'll think you sleep on benches Otherworldly shit, mother hurled me shit They saying I'm some racket, but I am on my rap shit Callin me some wack shit cause I ain't gonna cap shit Eye'n all my tactics, read on what it cost him I'm breathing nasty but you can still see me flossin' Hit me with that new shit You the one who used it, better version who's it? Never good at stallin' Livin' life all in, soft shit appaulin' Call you out you call in, call me out I'm ballin' Got it all in store for you and you like a mall and You ain't one for brawlin' Select your directive I'm a reckless detective They wanted a return, I gave what they never earned No concern They rocked me like Roxio hope it didn't burn Say I'm So-so but they don't know, am I so-so if I toast yo? In a cold show I'm a roast pro, unwrappin' stacks like Rolo Go roll with accomplices, photo my accomplishments 4 deep, they for me, all these Gs be confident I'm droppin' it, watch me drop 3 Who said they could stop me, conman? I'm concrete No ops please, demons see me box these Steamin' in demeaning tournaments until they plot's free Implore ya, store your swords or ya Catchin' De La Hoya tell the girl who caught my aura Honey we go in with spirit near it made to order Money friends and enemies I count 'em in that order like, like Hit me with that new shit You the one who used it, better version who's it? Never good at stallin' Livin' life all in, soft shit appaulin' Call you out you call in, call me out I'm ballin' Got it all in store for you and you like a mall and You ain't one for brawlin' I'm a reckless detective I been off on trips stoppin' apocalypse Narcoleptic slips into permanent grips These pricks better ease up, kill with no reason Swipin' these up like you swipin' a Visa Hacking bank accounts and they typin' my cheese up Get him with a Mac and he wipin' the cheese up Aleve ya divas, something Velveeta Ice you on the floor like you adore some Rita's Never leave her but I ain't gonna write back Cause I'm runnin' right back from gettin' all my rights back She right and I like that, right like I swipe that 'side that I'mma be fly cause I light pack No baggage, you could say I sold mine Workin' till my soul mine, but this spirit so mine Backed by my O-Line, yards this that whole 9 Wack like you '09, yellow like you own shrines lie like you know lines Hit me with that new shit You the one who used it, better version who's it? Wear green like I'm bamboo Know that I can't lose, miss and I slam dudes Did I mention that I can't lose? Know I can, call me Cancun I'm the better version I'm the better version
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"I pledge allegiance to the game Of the United Bars of America And to the labels on which it stands One community, under Biggie With Gucci and Neumanns for all" Got a contract, and it's in tact? Record man your highness this peanuts like Linus Y'all mean with protein, but I see you all fat My bars pourin' that good sap, you could say I'm on tap Make contact with the wrong stat, you on fleek? I'm on flak I'm BBQ on your EDU, Now what the fuck you want me to do? Them dudes they been reading you, it was easy too pleasing to do TV view it'll re-review all the shit you should need to do Saw me in a muzzle and I'll color you puzzled Call me millennial I'm on my Yu-Gi-Oh shit You ain't do me no shit, bro why you be so shit? Chalk me Rudy Tabootie he doing beautiful shit That's all time this alright you all might Appreciate whether we be great, V8 I abbreviate See me on my DBA, negotiate your CBA Own the game and we EA, where I'm from then see VA Where I came from? ain't none of that is a matter to you Not any hoods where they splattered a dude, not that I would go and brag it to you Glass is my lens and I'm crackin' the view, backin' my Benz and I'll back in to you No racket don't crack it like Krakens all back when the Vatican abra kadabra'n at em Up and at 'em, the label's on the table The label own the table and the cable playin' fables Which enable Clark Gable every April pluggin' Babel To the table from the label chained your ankle and ya thankful You, don't want no issues with them Don't want no issues Suits ain't workers, they delegating dimes They couldn't be no workers cause they tryna play you all the time I'm known as the one that got scammed, in hell I should rot and All them scams are the man I am, gettin' green like a Sam I Am You 'cannot' I'm 'damn I can', slam my hands and I cram my plans You lookin' like hooker dykes bookin' their look-a-like took a life for some trife and you still lovin' life? Break you down like a TO, catch hands like TO Captain no EO, pray like you Tebow See yo with Mio flavor bad like BO We know no egos except when we emote I'm cookin' books, I suggest you put your tongs back Callin' me a rook? Well go ahead and call your pawns back I could tell you where I came from but I feel this'd be the wrong track Call that I'm a mall rat from a mall in which they all packed Partake in a parfait, partfait? I don't want theys Picky eaters ain't leaking liters on the geeky meter we reap the reapers I'm ether fire and I'll eat the liar who represent me with weak attire Your threats don't work so they ain't hired, ya roll 4 deep? I don't see a tire See them flyers? That's me admired Snapple my ad, Apple the Jack, cinnamon here I come packin' the act My demise were connections and ties, ain't reprised any exes or lies excercise to avoid extra size, excorcise all of my devils inside Never took my no-doze then please take no photos You don't even want those and eBay won't rope those Greatest hits in boatloads, burn 'em if your cold though Don't know where coats go since I got racked by logos Ending is pending, VMAs I'm vending Name off the game and that DBA was renting I'm venting, repenting at the fans who ain't bought a damn thing It's denting to the bank accounts I'm sending Never took my no-doze then please take no photos You don't even want those and eBay won't rope those Greatest hits in boatloads, burn 'em if your cold though Don't know where coats go since I got racked by logos
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Gonna try something that you munchkins ain't seen Cloud rappers don't know a verse of Juicy Talkin' 'bout teens drawing guns on loose-leaf Writing raps with a Logitech, oopsie Game's out in Brooklyn 98? No biggie It's no big deal, but BIG? Let's see March '97, when I Red it I felt Blue Betted on Gold too, Silver had Pichu My shit's new too, fighting ancients, you Mew Say you ain't a prick but I sequels, Mew Two Read S. Barbo in first grade, you too? Handbooking stats like this shit was sudoku Hoot Hoot, to Noctowl your knocked out Punch Chan kick Lee, whichever you please I'll hit 'em on top with my Hitmontop Pikachu's a dead mouse I made the bass drop And I stop Just don't hate while I take my brake Something about a Raticate To be honest I fucked with the cards more than the game After the third game all this shit seemed the same Dropped bundled stacks on that Jungle pack $4.98 with VA's state tax Pidgey fly high that's that attic attack Money in the bank what you think Anne Frank? She tryna get cream ain't taking Miltank Walked out of town he said I nearly got shanked Preaching from a tree like you're Professor Oak And I will pressure your vote, for a Sliph in the Scope Ghastly with them hibbie jibbies tease ya like ya easy Lil Wayne from Hot Boyz evolved into Weezy Double dose on Gyrados find me a Heracross Wanna be a better host? Clear out these other hos Loiters in your gym got him singing hymns Shout Amazing Grace, thunderwave in your face And ya aced Just don't hate while I take my brake Something about a Primeape. Runnin' Route 1 and I can't let go, Ekans'll wreck and I'll Wrap that ho Go from here to Arapahoe, Rocket see ops and uh uh oh Blue cop better back off, new drop get my sack off Who got that new slop to drop that Marowak off Victreebel will eat ya like ya meeting Big Lurch Get me in the Church for a Trader I will Search I'm more Uncommon than diamond right under the Earth Rarer than a star or a steak you'd buy from herds

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In this Comedy Hip-hop concept album, you'll follow the path of Jimmy Strickland and Winston Wraps. Two boys looking to sign a deal at the famed label Atlanta Records. See what comes their way as they embark on the journey of a recording artist under Russell Pritchard.

Through story beats and bars, hear what unfolds!

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released December 24, 2016

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